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| I went out with a guy who once told me I didn't need to drink to make myself more fun to be around. I told him, I'm drinking so that you're more fun to be around. (Chelsea Handler) | [▲] | [▼] |
| You are not angry with people when you laugh at them. Humour teaches tolerance. (W. Somerset Maugham) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Be not affronted at a joke. If one throw salt at thee, thou wilt receive no harm, unless thou art raw. (Johann Kaspar Lavater) | [▲] | [▼] |
| A jest's prosperity lies in the ear of him that hears it, Never in the tongue of him that makes it. (Samuel Johnson) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Jesters do often prove prophets. (Joseph Addison) | [▲] | [▼] |
| The opera is like a husband with a foreign title - expensive to support, hard to understand and therefore a supreme social challenge. (Cleveland Amory) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Good humor is the health of the soul, sadness is its poison. (Lord Chesterfield) | [▲] | [▼] |
| Humor has justly been regarded as the finest perfection of poetic genius. (Thomas Carlyle) | [▲] | [▼] |